The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.