The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Neal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.