The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.