The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.