The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.