The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.