The Late Scratch Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Neal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.