The Phantom Flag Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Neal is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.