The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.