The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.