The Stuffed Run Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.