The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.