The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.
88%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.