The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.