The Phantom Flag Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.