The Garbage-Time Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.