The Late Scratch Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.