The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.