The Butter-Finger Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Ref: "Number Smith, that's a flag." Smith: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Smith's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Smith was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Saquon Barkley
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.