The Inch-Short Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.