The Dropped Pass Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.