The Mystery Tweak Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.