The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.