The Hamstring Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- The QB looks at Smith exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Smith goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.