The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Smith gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.