The Snap Count Hex of DeVonta Smith
DeVonta Smith · PHI · WR
“Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeVonta Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeVonta Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeVonta Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.