The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Ref: "Number Moore, that's a flag." Moore: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.