The Dropped Pass Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Moore gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moore, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.