The Inch-Short Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Moore does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moore, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.