The Phantom Holding Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Moore will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moore, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.