The Hamstring Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Moore was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moore's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.