The Inch-Short Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Moore's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.