The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
- Moore gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moore's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.