The Butter-Finger Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moore's stadium. Only over Moore.
- Ref: "Number Moore, that's a flag." Moore: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Moore scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.