The Late Scratch Hex of DJ Moore
DJ Moore · BUF · WR
“Moore is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moore's week
- Moore gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Moore exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moore drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DJ Moore in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DJ Moore is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DJ Moore actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.