The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.