The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.