The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.