The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.