The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.