The Phantom Flag Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.