The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.