The Late Scratch Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.