The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.