The Snap Count Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Metcalf sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.