The Late Scratch Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.