The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.