The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.