The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.