The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Metcalf's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.